...of a deep and dark pit of the blackest,
foulest, stinkiest mud to ever be found on Earth.
Then staggering across the falling steps of the highest mountains...
...and down the seemingly quiet and innocent path.
Lurking across The Oasis, It searches out for a
speckless little being to envelope and hide for an hour or even a day or repeatedly for the entire summer! It is a monster so frightening you'll shudder at the sight of it - perhaps you will even giggle repeatedly not knowing what other response to use!
The Mud Monster
cometh! WATCH OUT! It could appear in your yard at any moment and most likely when you least expect it. The mud will wrap itself around your sparkling clean child and turn it into something so scary, so heinous that only a water hose and a bottle of liquid soap will be able to restore him/her to the being he/she once was. Be on the look out - it is said that the Mud Monster will be in the area until at least October!
...of a deep and dark pit of the blackest, foulest, stinkiest mud to ever be found on Earth.
Then staggering across the falling steps of the highest mountains...
...and down the seemingly quiet and innocent path.
Lurking across The Oasis, It searches out for a speckless little being to envelope and hide for an hour or even a day or repeatedly for the entire summer! It is a monster so frightening you'll shudder at the sight of it - perhaps you will even giggle repeatedly not knowing what other response to use!
The Mud Monster cometh! WATCH OUT! It could appear in your yard at any moment and most likely when you least expect it. The mud will wrap itself around your sparkling clean child and turn it into something so scary, so heinous that only a water hose and a bottle of liquid soap will be able to restore him/her to the being he/she once was. Be on the look out - it is said that the Mud Monster will be in the area until at least October! 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
ReplyDeleteEven covered in that disgusting mud, you're so adorable I just want to smooch you, E!
Anna says, 'holla at me, mud boy'
E. says "Holla right back Anna" - he also said that if you were too smooch him you'd get dirty too!
ReplyDeleteI love how this post is labeled "art?" ... cute!
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